Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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why does the man appear fat he is

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Joesph Triphook.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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