- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats 1+1? window!

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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