- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A dancer walks into a barre

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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