how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Feminism

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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