Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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