A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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sadf

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Women's rights.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You are joking right?

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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