What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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