- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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