there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

womens rights

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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