- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

My spelling is horrible

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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