how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Indians

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats two plus two Four!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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