A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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