Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Rebecca Black's career.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Obama = ebola

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

bite me

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

roses are red poo is poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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