What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Grace Ackerson

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Hello.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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