- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I have read the terms and conditions

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

This is not funny.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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