What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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