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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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