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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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