- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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