What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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