What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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