- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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