- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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