- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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