- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man did not like this site

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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