where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man did not like this site

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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