What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

GOODBYE

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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