A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

GOODBYE

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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