- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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