- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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