- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock Knock? Come in.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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