Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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