- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what kind of dog can tiptoe

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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