Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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