a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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