What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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here's a joke... the american education society

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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