- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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