- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

bite me

Urban ghettos

roses are red poo is poo

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