Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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