Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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David Cameron

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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