- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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