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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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