Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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