How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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