A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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being sober in a bar fight

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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One, two, three, four and five

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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