- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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