- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Cripples are lame.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A jew enters a mall.

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