Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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