What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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