- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Do you play piano? No

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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