What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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