Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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An anti-joke

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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