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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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