Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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