What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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My cat just died.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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