- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Happy Monday!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

no rasist joks

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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