what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Guest what in the butt

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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