What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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