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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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