- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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