Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Matthew Baker

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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