- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Matthew Baker

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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