Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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I have read the terms and conditions

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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