- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Women outside of the kitchen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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