- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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