My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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