- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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