- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Who has no penis Religious Believers

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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