Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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