- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

why was kade sad? he shit himself

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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