- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I am a mime

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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