what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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