My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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