Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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