What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

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