Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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