Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

thumb_up thumb_down -27

An anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -27

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Indians

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

thumb_up thumb_down -29

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

thumb_up thumb_down -29

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

thumb_up thumb_down -29

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops