- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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