- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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