Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What's 9+10? 19

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your life

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Anti Joke

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