a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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