- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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