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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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