- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I am a mime

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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