Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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