What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's 9+10? 19

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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