- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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