Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HELLO EVERYONE

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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