How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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