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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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