"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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black people swimming

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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