- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Death by kayak

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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