Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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