- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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