- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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