What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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