- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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