What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Good job, son.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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