a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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