- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

This is not funny.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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