Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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