- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I'm so punny.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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