What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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