Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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You are joking right?

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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