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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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