2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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