- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

bite me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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