- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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