- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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