How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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