- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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