rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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