Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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