- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Cripples are lame.

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