A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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