Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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I asked her where you were.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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