- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

this website even though its hilarious.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What page are you on The gay page.

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