- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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