- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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