why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Denard Robinson

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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