- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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