- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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