Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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