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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

So these two girls have a cup .

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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