A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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