- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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