What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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