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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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