- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Rush Limbaugh

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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