A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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