Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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