- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

No it doesnt..

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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