What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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