- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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