- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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