What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Error 37.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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