- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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