Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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