- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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