What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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