- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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