how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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