- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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