Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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