a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Japan

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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