What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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WNBA

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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