what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Hi.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Tunechi

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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