Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Weaner

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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