- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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