What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Andoni was here

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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a man checks his mypsace

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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