We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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How old are you? 7

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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