- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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