Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Refridgerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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